Love Simulator, Love Stimulator

All he wanted to do was play a game. But when the trashy dating sim froze up, a mix of liquid courage and pure frustration took over—and he slammed his laptop shut. Never did he expect to find himself sucked straight into the game itself. Fine, whatever. He'll just speedrun his way out by picking the absolute worst choices. Except...the system has other plans. No matter what he does, the characters keep falling for him. But more importantly, why is he looped back to the starting point? What kind of broken, trash game is this?!