How to Satisfy the Devil

Did our runt Vanessa Blake encounter another god because yours abandoned you? May we, the lord of evil Belzebuth, tell you something interesting? Most humans seek your god when they end up meeting us. They seem to think their lord will save them and seeing their desperation never fails to make us laugh. That is because their god is just our other half. You may see your many reincarnations as a sign of your god's disdain, but we feel you are beloved. Thus, we shall give you whatever you desire.