Review of Sword Art Online
Story: Sword Art Online's concept in itself is one of the most uninteresting concepts in all of history. What drags it down even more is Sword Art Online's execution of its mediocre-at-best concept. First of all, the anime drags itself through mazes as it cannot decide whether it wants to be a shonen anime or a harem anime. The indecisive and inconsistent approach from the author leads the anime through a dark tunnel of dread and despair. WOW, our main character is stuck in a video game, how is he going to get out?? BY BEING THE MOST FUCKING OVERPOWERED CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, OFCOURSE!!!!! But I'll leave that for the Character section.
Art: The art was okay
Sound: Idk the sound was good I guess
Character: HOLY FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! THE CHARACTERS IN SWORD ART ONLINE ARE SOME OF THE MOST ASS CHARACTERS I HAVE EVER WITNESSED TO DATE. Holy fuck, let's start off with one of the must idiotic main characters in all of history: Kirito. This black-haired, black-clothed, edgy ass motherfucker has got to be one of the most foolish main characters in anime history. This motherfucker contributes nothing of value to the plot other than just being there to look cool and kick ass. All he fucking does is just FUCKING kill shit while having no personality whatsoever. This motherfucker right here is what Rey is to Star Wars. He inspires little fucking children to dress all black and act all cool and mysterious. THEN, when they go replicate that shit in REAL LIFE, THEY GET FUCKING BULLIED FOR WATCHING THEIR SHITTY ASS ANIME BRUHHHHHHHHH I'M DONE!!!!!!! DON'T EVEN GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON THE HAREM ASPECT OF SWORD ART ONLINE. HOLY SHIT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW KIRITO GOT SO MANY GIRLS RIDING HIS COCK EVERY SINGLE EPISODE, SEASON, SECOND EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SECOND HE HAD SOME SORT OF GIRL READY TO DROP ON HER KNEES AND SUCK HIS COCK AT ANY MOMENT. HOLY FUCK, EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN SAO IS UNLIKABLE AND ACTS LIKE THEY HAVEN'T SEEN A FUCKING RAY OF SUNLIGHT IN 40 DECADES. FUCK.
Enjoyment: This anime caused me so much pain, physically, mentally, and psychologically. I had no sense of what enjoyment even was while I watched this anime. I put my hand on my stove just to feel something after watching this shitty ass anime.
Overall: Fuck you Reki Kawahara