A mystery where you already know everything, a drama with one-dimensional characters, a comedy where the only even remotely funny thing is the absurdity of it all. There's a lot of action though, if you like seeing people get a whacking and walk away like nothing ever happened, both physically and mentally. If you count the main leads giving each other dreamy looks and never acknowledging their feelings as romance, there's that too. If you read this, expect the cumulative effects of concussions suffered by the cast and the resulting brain damage be transferred directly to you, one chapter at a time.