A few months ago, my boy Kenny Lauderdale uncovered an anime called Twinkle Nora Rock Me. It has now gained widespread infamy for its total lack of in-between frames and in general being one of the worst looking anime ever made. Is there a level of suck even beyond Nora? I decided to go on a quest and enlist the aid of some of my offline friends. After a few months of vigorous searching, I believe we have discovered that anime. Girl's Locker Room Lust is an anime with animation as limited as Nora. However, it has character art resembling the original Higurashi sprites fromthe first edition of the light novel. Combine this with Dingo Pictures movement and you have one of the least appealing hentai ever created. This eyesore is mercifully short and only runs for 19 minutes, which is rather short even for hentai standards.

The real kicker is that unlike Nora, this was released on DVD. Nora never made it outside Japan and was exclusively on laser disk. Girl's Locker Room Lust received a full United States release and is widely available at anime cons to this day. The Arab world got Galactic Heroes, Ashita no Joe, Anneof Green Gables, and Heidi. America never got releases of shit like that, but we got this masterpiece! That's why I'm proud to be an American!