Review of Hand Shakers

Rather than writing a detailed review the likes of this disgrace doesn’t even deserve, I’m going to instead list some fair warnings for anyone who would be remotely interested in checking this disaster piece out and why you should AVOID it. Let us begin: 1. If you discover this and see the score and think “How bad could it be?” you probably should AVOID it. 2. If you’re a same person that said that said it can’t be worse than the likes of Berserk (2016), Big Order or even Pupa, then you’d best AVOID it. 3. If you somehow believed, after reading the synopsis given, that you will be in storefor something monumentally promising, you probably should AVOID it.
4.If you believe the displaying image for the anime makes the anime look more promising and you’re going to be greeted with an aesthetically pleasing anime to watch, you’re going to want to AVOID it.
5.If you’re not a fan of 2D character designs rendered on top of 3D backgrounds, or in general, have an issue with jarring and nauseating art and animation, you’d best AVOID it and giving yourself a headache.
6.If you hate weak willed main characters that have no clear or concise goal to either achieve or aspire to realise and if strong and capable characters are what you like in an anime, then AVOID it at all costs.
7.If you can’t stand an over-saturation of pretty much any and all clichéd character archetype and stereotype with them all being hopelessly uninteresting with very little (to none) character plot, progression or development, then AVOID it.
8.If you hate inconsistent plots that go back and forth from being action packed to taking a back and contributing absolutely nothing to what the show is even remotely about with said action scenes only delaying and stalling the plot because it has nowhere to go, then you must AVOID it.
9.If you were put off within any point during the first episode and have an optimistic approach and think it could get better as it goes on, then sadly you must AVOID it.
10.Finally, if you’re someone who is not fond of pointless fan service, cringe inducing performances and dialogue that will make you facepalm, then I implore you to AVOID it.

If none of the above actually matters to you, then maybe Hand Shakers might be right up your alley. Either that or you’re an extreme masochist that gets off from watching trainwreck anime. I hope you enjoy it and not suffer any prolonging mental illnesses in the process. May your nausea and headaches be more minimal than the ones I had to suffer.