Time to get your goggles and fins on, kids, because you’re in for an awesome SPLASH of a movie! Just check out that poster! Join our goofy fish crew as they make unlikely friendships with all sorts of WAVETASTIC aquatic creatures like crabs and clownfish on their quest for freedom. Along the way, they will learn what freedom truly is: just a shallow ideal of futility! TOTALLY RAD! Nothing says wet summer fun like existential depression and moral corruption! Finding Nemo? More like finding the soulless void inside of us all! Bring the whole family on this musical adventure through the feverish dreams of fishconfronted with their own mortality and don’t forgot your SURFBOARD! Hang ten, and then hang yourself!

10/10 for a FINTASTIC oceanic odyssey, but 7/10 for throwing my will to live to the sharks.