Okasubekarazu!! Junketsu Tokku! · review
I should have known that it seemed a little too perfect when I read the summary, I really should have, but alas I didn't and so the few minutes I spent reading the first two chapters of this story are sadly minutes I'll never get back. So I'm writing this review in hopes of saving some of my fellow Manga lovers the horrid fate of experiencing this piece of shit like I did. Now I know what your thinking, "You only read two chapters Vertius, how can you make a review on this story?" Well, it's simple, it's because by chapter two they fully disclose themajor hidden part of the plot that was not mentioned in the summary.
What you first read when you skim through is that a virus infects people and the only way to stop yourself from dying was to become a 'beast-human' like a cat girl blah blah, basic and generic but its a harem so what do you expect? Now to continue on with the summary you have the main character Kazuto Kokuryuu - a pathetic excuse for a character but that is neither here nor there - and our friend Kazuto is you guessed it, the only human left alive in a world of beast people!
Now once again, I know what your thinking, "Hey generic or not Vertius this seems like a pretty good harem to me. A lone human surrounded by cat girls? it's like heaven Nyaa~"
You would think so wouldn't you? But it's not and here's why!
The secret plot point that they forgot to mention was this. There is a special force in the Japanese government made up of all girls of middle school to high school age (how original) and they have the great job of controlling Kazuto's life down to every last detail! No, I'm not exaggerating.
When the annoying bitches first come we get a mind-numbingly boring monologue about how he is now officially an endangered species and he is not allowed to have any intimate relationships, or sexual relations because it could taint his pure genes.. yes you heard that right, apparently exchanging bodily fluids taints your genes, welp I guess us humans are all fucked then, if you've ever kissed a girl or a boy you're just kinda fucked now according to this Manga's great (trash) logic lmfao.
But wait, it gets's better, he's not allowed to do anything dangerous, so basically he has to live in his house 24/7 unless its for going to school, he is under 24/7 surveillance and there is one of these 'special force's girls' with him at all time including showers and bathroom breaks.
For some reason, they take everything out of his bedroom leaving him with only his bed and t.v ... like why? Remember earlier when I said he wasn't allowed any intimate/sexual relations? Well, it turns out HE CANT EVEN MASTURBATE, LIKE WHAT?
And do you want to know the best part about this all? The part that really did it for me.
HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING IN RETALIATION. Not a single thing. He didn't even try and stammer out an argument like all the other pathetic losers in harem's do, that's how overly pathetic this main character is.
If I could wish for one thing, it would be that this Manga never existed.