100% serious vampire DBZ romance fanfiction. There, that's essentially what this is. Now I can't fathom any fully developed mind who likes Twilight nor DBZ, so I am similarly unable to appreciate the combination of the two. But I can tell you it is supremely disappointing this movie wasn't written as a comedic parody because that could've been 10/10 instead of 1/10. Hilarious part was when mc has a revolver going up against an op immortal tentacle vampire to get to the objectified macguffin noncharacter, and how does he overcome these seemingly impossible odds to choose whether or not to throw away humanity for that sweet puss-puss?We cut away. Time skip. He just does manage the impossible by doing it all off screen. How? Don't think about it. Mermaid nonromance edgy joke of an ending and we're out.

1/10 (where 5/10 is average)