Review of Attack on Titan

I am a big fan of Cinemasins Everything Wrong With(EWW) and screenjunkies Honest Trailers so this review will be in their satire comical style. I repeat SATIRE/COMICAL style. You have been warned. Finally after enjoying the comradery of One Piece, the joy of Toriko, and the laughter of Naruto(not shippuden), welcome to depression within the first five minutes of the episode. Awe in amazement at a society that looks predominantly European speak flawless Japanese and a dub with a horrible European accent. Meet our heroes, Eren, a guy so caught up in revenge against the evil Titans that he will ignore superior orders, ignore his mother orders,and become a person unable to control his urge to kill titans. But man he has worked hard!
Eren's friend Armin, no one's favorite. He is a soldier with the inability to defend himself or others physically, but that does not stop him from giving people the best tactics ever. Sad that no one likes this smarty! Eren's older sister Mikasa. The most badass, calm(usually), smart, soldier the humans have.

These heroes must face the most misunderstood villains since Gatson from Beauty and the Beast, the Titans. Seriously he was just concerned about Belle since the Beast kidnapped her. No one in this story understands much about the Titans except Eren's father, but that bastard is secretive about it so no one. When they're not killing them, 1/3 of the series will spend time naming Titans, experimenting on Titans, observing Titans when one should run away, and determining whether Titans have intelligence. Instead of doing the thing everyone has in mind, but has not openly said, give Titans CLOTHES to wear.

So if you want to watch a lot of people die, innocent creatures tortured, and a fucking cliffhanger ending then please enjoy Attack on Titan a.k.a Shingeki no Kyojin

Honestly, I loved this anime. It is action packed with a nice pace, great visuals, and relatable characters. You fall for Eren even though he is hatred driven. Armin is my favorite character because he is one of the most realistic and the Titans really do need some clothes.