Review of Sword Art Online

Sword Art Pornline must be synonymous with a big steaming pile of shit. But why? For simple reasons, the protagonist is sexually deranged. He never misses a beat when it comes to sexually assault everything and wet his boxers. He must pack a lot in his fat sack because the boy exchanges his virginity for the chance of gaining online clout. The premise starts so well that the anime is almost convincing. We have established an opposition that underlines the tragic touches the story would have supposedly taken. But... we quickly lose the plot and end up with stories that have nothing to do with therest, but also, a Kirito who isn't above sticking his dick inside everyone, even if his situation is dire.

These typical harem conflicts are seriously exaggerated. One of these reasons being the girls who are devoid of any proper character. Only their hair and age are endemic to them. Let's not talk of the maid, who thinks she's really fine and clever but looks like an idiot while eating her hay. The pornocrats love to show her off as some kind of waifu, who will revolutionize the world of marketing unattainable women.

You've already been told all of this, SAO compiles in itself every cliché in the book. It blends genres with its hero who slays big dragons but is dominated by big pairs of tatas.

The most surprising turn in the story is Kirito himself. His routine consists of boss rushes, random quests within the confines he and others have been entrapped in, but after some episodes, we're back on some grind, the same ghastly stories on some other part of the extended universe. These really don't have any place in the narrative, which has been set up within the first few episodes.
I don't think I'm fixating on the ecchi tones of the whole first season, or overemphasizing its context within this review. It really is all there is when it comes to talking about the scenaristic qualities of the work. The capricious libido of our main protagonist is relative to what is really shown. It is too far removed from reality to be appreciated, or accepted when someone normally constituted has this shoved in his face constantly.

I wonder what Freud would have said about the world of SOA. When you know that the author has participated in the conceptualization of Accel World, you've got a few questions to ask yourself about the vanity of the whole project.