Review of Jingai-san no Yome

There is nothing in it. It's not funny, not cute, not touching, not even eye pleasing, nothing. It's so bad it doesn't even deserve an ironic review which would only lure people into thinking "it's so bad it's good", but it's not the case. So what do we got here? We are in a world where young males are chosen at school by weird creatures to become their wives. The young males have no prior knowledge of the creatures, have never spoken with them, and yet they all seem very pleased and instantly fall in love. The creatures range from small piggy like things to hugebear like creatures, not to forget female one winged cyclops twins. To make things better, half of those creatures do not speak. How do they reproduce? No idea, and the show won't give a clue (fortunately!).

One day, the main protagonist, whose name I already forgot, is chosen as a mate by (Ba)Kanenogi-san. A speechless 2.5 meters high creature, stupid enough to continuously bump his head on the wall above the door until the MC tells him to bend down... But everything is well, because Bakanenogi-san's fur is so fluffy... Oh yeah, Bakanenogi-san eats bricks too, something that I guess was supposed to be funny. Ahem.

Everything in this show is bad. The art is subpar, as is the animation. As for the sound, yep, pretty bad as well. I could do with all this if at least it was funny, but alas, the humor is nonexistent. This is really appalling. Yes, I get it's a 3 minutes show, but some 3 minutes animes achieve much more than this. I really enjoyed "Aiura" (4 minutes) a few years ago. Yesterday I laughed a lot wathcing "Orenchi no Furo Jijou" (4 minutes), and "Teekyuu" with its frantic pace manages to be funny in 2 minutes. "Jingai-san no Yome" just sucks.

Seriously, even the infamous "Mars of Destruction" is a hundred times better than this piece of crap, and that is saying! Yes, it is that bad.