My mom saw this and realized that my dad was a total loser compared to the likes of anime Mookie Betts and Dansby Swanson. He begged her to stay, but his career batting average was only .110 and had negative WAR. When she pointed this out, my father agreed that she deserved better. He decided he’d work on his swing every day until he became good enough to stand next to Shohei (yeah, right). Thanks Kimetsu no Yaiba (Demon Slayer for you NORMIES) for showing my mom her true worth and giving me two new dads. Soon to be three once Seiya Suzuki starts responding tomy emails.