Our story takes place in like 1780 or whenever was the last time someone above the age of 40 wrote a love letter. Our boy tries to defeat the league right after just getting his starter and get flat out rejected not by the champion but by the guard at the entrance that always performs that useless badge check. Unfortunately for him Red/Green wouldn't be released for another 200 years or so so no dokokashira door for him. Forced to do things the old fashioned way, he proceeds to stop being the generic male mc from every other romance that everyone hates and hit the gym.All 8 of them. To finally become the best there ever was. Though his thing is more like hitting the balls rather than throwing them to have electric rat come out. To each his own I guess.

Anyway he goes back to that very same badge check to finally defeat the champion, but in the process he realizes that the true best girl was that entrance guard that led the way all that time ago, unlocking the true ending that you could only know of from reading it in niche magazines with weird ads.

Good shit all around, only wished it was longer, but that's not a real critique anyway. Must've been hard programming all that before electricity was figured out. My only hope is that the same developers work on part 2.