Review of Darwin's Game

I just needed to write a review for this amazing anime! This anime really blew me away and I have to share my thoughts on this tras- I mean this Masterpiece! First off, Darwin's Game (also known as D-game) is an amazing battle royale experience for every single player! Your entire family can play! I mean, nobody knows how everybody just gets cleared out of buildings and streets. People do end up realizing, but how long does it take the public to realize something fishy is going on? Apparently, nobody knows how the game works at all. There are rules being added left and right,buildings are destroyed, countless people are being slaughtered, and everything is fucking destroyed!

Kaname is shot at many times, but nobody cares. Kaname is getting chased by a man in a panda suit with a knife and nobody gives a shit. Panda dude kills an officer and nobody cares. The panda dude gets run over while he's invisible. The guy just drives off and doesn't even ask if Kaname is okay or not? Not even questioning what he has hit over. That seems realistic! This anime is far from reality. Nobody. Fucking. Cares. Whatsoever. Well, YOU SHOULDN'T CARE YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!

My dumb ass just came here for fucking entertainment. Common sense and logic? Nobody gives a shit about any of that! Throw that thing out of the window! Scratch what I said a moment ago. There are no flaws within the game!

I have nothing to say about the story except that it's better than Ghost in the Shell's story. The art looks repuls- I mean fantastic! The animation isn't ugly nigga, it's perfect. No flaws. The soundtrack is horrible and it sounds like somebody is playing the NFL theme: ear rape version in my ears for an entire day. But I get a throbbing cock every time I hear the opening.

Shuka is that one clingy, crazy, yandere bitch. Much like Yuno Gasai from Mirai Nikki. She also falls in love with Kaname at the end of the first episode. I'm not even surprised. Nobody gives a fuck about the rest of the cast. Moving on.

I enjoyed this show a lot. I laughed every single episode.

In all seriousness though, this show fucking sucks. I did derive a little bit of enjoyment due to fact that everything was nonsensical and retarded. It would've been better if the game itself was delved into and explored more. I honestly do not see how people gloss over the fact that this anime has glaring flaws that should be obvious. The soundtrack is generic and boring and the character aren't good nor memorable. The animation is ugly as hell. Sometimes it looks decent and most of the time it's horrible.

Yesterday, I stubbed my big toe against the front door and cracked the nail. I felt the pain as I saw the blood from under my nail rise up and slowly, the blood gushed out. There was one day when I was playing Dark Souls 3. I've defeated the Abyss Watchers on my third try. After that, I went into the catacombs and it was a misfortune to go through. I've lost many of my souls to that cursed level. Plans were ruined, deaths were inevitable, the rage was perpetual, and my penis was also flaccid. Those experiences alone were more thought provoking and entertaining than Darwin's Game ever will be.

Schlock of the season. 3/10