Review of The Fruit of Grisaia

This is EASILY the dumbest, most try-hard, borderline-hentai series I've ever watched. It's actually the only series horrible enough to prevent me from dropping it, simply out of pure curiosity of how stupid it could get. The main character is the ultimate baddass.. and that's where all of the wrong begins. He is the cringiest male character of all time. He is made in a way that screems "nerd's ideal male super-ego". He actually lost his virginity when he was a kid. Not even a teenager, no. When he was a kid. And that he did with a 25-30 year old woman. And that woman hada (woman) friend that was a vigin as well, also around 25-30 years old, that actually lost her virginity to this LITTLE BOY. And that little boy was more experienced sexually than her since he had already "become" a man. He is THAT MUCH OF A BADASS in case you still had your doubts. Cause, you know, this isn't immoral at all. (Hmm, I wonder if having the same story, with swapped genders, would still be considered ok... but what do I know.) He is also a veteran soldier going on dangerous missions. He also-also has close combat skills and has the experience of a master assassin (btw, he's like 16). Every girl is in love with him (but I guess that's normal in harem anime) and he, of course, is not the usual wimpy harem MC.. No, this guy is the smoothest mo-fo in existence. He is incredibly smart, and he is a born leader. He grew up in the wild and has plenty other badass skills that make him the ultimate crienge lord.

Don't get me wrong, there are times when the perfect main character works. But when that happens, it is usually because the said mc is perfect when it comes to one specific thing, not every skill possible. But this guy is like the better, smarter and much younger version of James Bond.

The plot was bearable at best. The main characters are the unluckiest people in the solar system. Their pasts are the center of the most tragic events in history (cause everyone knows that a dark character is a quality character) with one girl having to deal with her cannibal classmates and her nymphomaniac teacher trying to eat and have sex with her (possibly in that order) in a school trip that went horribly wrong.

Oh, it needs to be noted that the MC had the most screwed up morals while being depicted as soft and caring. He actyually can't kill people.. yes, he is a trained assassin but can't take a life. But wait, he actually can! In the series there's a scene where he shoots an animal just to test if he can kill. Just some random animal. However, when he was faced with LITERALLY a raρist, he spared him, cause he is still human. <3

[Excuse me while I take a small break to throw up]

Allright, where was I?

The series, however, had two funny moments. There were two scenes that the comedy level was really good! One of them was the very last scene in the third (?) season. The other one was twards the end I think. Not to suggest it was worth the watch just because of two well-landed jokes.

Anyway, I'm not here to tell you if you should watch it or not. If this is your type of thing, be my guest. But seriously.. what is up with this anime!?