Chu2 · review
Overview: A few years ago I reviewed a HORRIBLE anime called Virgin Fleet. It was made by the little known Beam Studio and was seemingly funded by conservative parents in Japan to promote abstinence until marriage. The plot involved virgin witches because only virgins can use magical powers...which then became kind of a running joke and eventually a meme in Japan. Well it seems Studio Beam batted for both teams. Chu^2 is a hentai made by Beam and I must say this one is BAD, even by the low standards of hentai. Plot? This hentai is only 30 minutes long, but is divided into 3 completely separate and randomsketches with different characters. I have honestly no idea why they thought this would be a good format.
Part 1:
A Japanese salaryman and a high school girl rent a hotel and they fuck...and fuck....and fuck, for about 10 minutes. Then it reveals that they are father and daughter. The end.
Part 2:
A TV turns on and plays a god awful parody of bad anime cliches that devolves into fucking. It's sort of like a porn within a porn. I think the father and daughter are supposed to be watching this show. I'm honestly lost at this point and I've stopped caring.
Part 3: smash cut to a completely different girl and her vanilla orgy with some random dude and other chick. The end.
Audio:
This might be the worst English dub I've ever heard for a hentai. I've seen a Love Hina hentai where every character sounds like they walked off the set of Peaky Blinders. This was 1,000 times worse.
Art:
There is a reason Studio Beam never managed to become anything.
Overall:
I didn't go into this with high hopes. I watched this because it was a hentai made by the same assholes who made the worst PSA cartoon I've ever seen. This was STILL disappointing. It's not even amusingly bad. Boku no Sexual Harrassment is amusingly bad. The fake English subs for Rape Man make it amusingly bad. This is just pure shit. Fuck you Beam Studio, may you rot in the ash heap of history!