Review of High School DxD

Have you ever been so bored in class that you start to daydream? I certainly have. And I like to think that I speak for the majority of us when I say that we have all had that one daydream in which we imagine ourselves as the most popular and attractive guy at school that every girl wants to sleep with. This anime is pretty much that daydream made reality. In this show, we follow the young high-school boy Issei Hyoudou, who, unlike others who dream of academic success and having a lot of money, has a rather simple goal in life. He wants to beHarem-King. As in he wants to have the largest harem known to man. With this respectable goal in mind, he sets out on his journey to conquer women and build his peerage. And boy, does he succeed.

There is one simple fact that we as viewers have to keep in mind when watching this show: everyone, and I mean EVERYONE wants a ride at the Issei Express. Black-haired, half-angel, daughter to one of the most dangerous creatures known to man? Completely reformed after the Issei D. Up-and-coming heir to the throne of the underworld, next in line to be crowned Satan herself? Conquered and subdued by Issei, the harem demon.

After watching enough episodes of this show, you'll hit the point where you wish it actually WAS a hentai rather than an anime, just so you could see Issei fully "liberate" all of these girls. The sheer amount of fan-service and sexual tension in this show is simply through the roof.

Similar to a black hole, Issei's harem just. doesn't. stop. expanding. It will get bigger and bigger the longer you watch, and your d*ck will get harder and harder as it does. Its pretty much like watching hentai without the actual "act", a complete c*cktease.

If you decide to watch this show, I can almost guarantee you that you will pop a boner at least once or twice, so don't watch this show in close proximity to someone you would rather not disappoint. Its the perfect "disappoint-your-parents starter package", and I wouldn't want it any other way.

So godspeed my fellow gentlemen, and good luck explaining to your friends that its not hentai when they inevitably catch you watching it.