Review of WataMote: No Matter How I Look At It, It's You Guys' Fault I'm Not Popular!

There are people out there who really hate Neon Genesis Evangelion because they think Shinji is a dirtbag. These types of folks hate dirtbag main characters. I don’t really trust people like that. I think good people understand their inner dirtbag. Watamote is a test, developed by Silver Link Studios—a test to see who can really tune in to the higher levels of reality. The kind of person who hates this program is the sort of person who cannot face their own short-comings. I am one of the realest people on the planet; so, it’s no wonder that I loved this showand totally identified with the main character. I empathized with her agony and frustrating anxiety. Watamote’s immersion in frustration felt like a nail file being raked again my gums and I could not get enough. As the heroine descended further into despair I sat titillated, hoping for her to fail harder and harder. Mind you, this was not out of hatred for the character; it was out the excitement for seeing how far Japanese television could push the limits of true humanity.

Sometimes there were episodes where I fell into the trap of wanting Kuroki to make a friend before she ultimately failed. I was never disappointed though. I knew that as long as she remained alone, the show could go on and so could my joy. A happy episode would ruin everything. It would ruin Kuroki-chan’s beauty. That is why it cannot be.

Unfortunately, nobody bought the DVD’s and we will never see a program this great ever again. There is just no room in the market for incest free motion pictures these days. To make up for that void, I’ve opted for repeat viewings. This might be the first anime I ever watch from beginning to end twice in the same week.

I did have to deduct a point for a whole episode surrounding rape/sexual assault jokes. Where I come from, that’s just not cool no more. A perfect 10/10 ruined by left wing fanaticism. Thanks Obama.