Review of Akira

So my friend Haley recommended this movie to me when I said I was bored. She was like “oh my Jesus it’s so good” and kept pestering me until I broke down and watched it. Seriously, what the frick, Haley? This movie is weird as hell! It’s like X-men if everyone’s mutation was having grotesquely sized foreheads. I texted her in the middle of the movie and asked why there were elderly toddlers hovering around like Obama’s drones over Iraq. She said it will all make sense in the end but I watched the whole thing and I still don’t know who Akira is. Overall,too much animation and not enough expositionary dialogue. I’m never taking Haley’s advice ever again. Rated 9/10 for uncensored schoolgirl boobies.