Review of Big Order (TV)

Jeez, this lovechild of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and Mirai Nikki was not really THAT bad. Obviously there are a TON of similarities, but that doesn't bother me too much. The reviews are blown way out of proportions. The show is just slightly fast-paced. Story: So, there's this dude named Eiji who made a wish to a chick named Daisy and practically killed a lot of people. Whew. As a result of his wish, Eiji also gained a power named Stand- I mean, Order, which allows him to control the people in his domain. As with every tragic main character, he has a sick sister that works asa MacGuffin for the hijinks that ensue. Also, she gets literally fucked. Go figure.

There are other dudes who are not named Eiji that also have powers called Orders. They make a fun club named Biggu Ooda. Their objective? To prank the whole world.

After this, who knows what the fuck is even going on. They fight with each other, fight with big rocks, fight with nuclear warheads, get girls pregnant by touching their ears, a sad cactus, ass-pull power-ups, balls, pacts are formed and broken... It is truly beautiful.

Art:
A very pretty PowerPoint show.

Sound:
I think I heard something.

Characters:
This is where Big Smoke's Order shines. So many deep and complex personalities clash in this series, it's impossible to keep track of any of their names. Thankfully, you don't need to. They are shouted every time a conversation is struck between two parties.

Tell me another series where a scuba diver is a serious threat to our main character and his buddies? Yeah, that's right. Naruto. But besides that, no other franchise has done this so well.

Eiji is a bottom bitch for the long white-haired dude. There's obviously the Yuno clone, a side hoe, Mohammad Avdol with a far better Stand and a bunch of other funny looking friends in the bunch.

Enjoyment:
I have no idea why, but this ridiculous shitfest was entertaining. Half the time I was baffled, wondering how the "heroes" got into this situation and half of it I admired that they managed to steal scenes from lots of other shows.

All in all, Eiji is my favorite JoJo.