Review of Sword Art Online the Movie: Ordinal Scale

Careful! Spoiler free review! Definitely the biggest pile of garbage I've ever watched (spoiler, sry). Great watch with friends though! We laughed so hard we shat our pants! Thanks Reki Kawahara! I was feeling depressed and now the only thing I feel is incredible hopelessness for the future of humanity! My only issue with this fantastic movie is that the audio levels were poorly mixed, but I guess that's okay! Now I can't hear my girlfriend bitch about how I "forgot our anniversary" and "dropped the baby" and how she "wants to break up with me"! Btw, T-Fizzle Best Waifu. Btw, how tf did they mess uppac-man so much? It is impossible...