I don't know what I watched, how I found it, or why I watched the whole thing. All I know is I have a burning passion to hit myself in the head until I lose my memory of the last 2 minutes and 56 seconds due to blunt force trauma. I hope I forget about this experience soon. I feel like my eyes are conspiring against me now. If they weren't, they wouldn't have let my brain realize what I was watching. If anyone else has the unfortunate luck to stumble across this short film, I suggest you close this tab and try to forgetfinding it.