I've been busy lately, so here's a quick comedy review! My offline buddies know that I love to review bad anime, so I ask them to tell me about any unspeakable atrocities they happen to stumble across. Looking for bad anime is much like the quest of astronomers trying to find all the moons in the Solar system. You feel pretty damn confident that you've finally found them all, but then more get discovered. Muchi Muchi, better known as "Dumb Girls in Puberty", is a truly disgusting hentai that managed to go completely under the radar. I heard the basic premise and knew immediately I wouldhave to watch this piece of shit and review it!

So what is Dumb Girls in Puberty about? The story starts out with a 40 year old man who is a preschool teacher. Now at this point, every siren and alarm should be going off in your head! It can ONLY end poorly from here! Pedo Sensei decides to feed magic snacks to a group of 4 year old girls that transform their toddler bodies into adult bodies. However, they still maintain the same mental capacity. He then does what anyone would do and decides to rape all of them! My bad, did I say anyone? I meant a complete and utter psychopath. So what happens next? Absolutely nothing! He just rapes them for 2 episodes straight and it abruptly ends. Jesus!

This hentai was made by the absolute geniuses at studio SELFISH. Sadly, that is ALL I know about the production of this animated crime against humanity. There is no listed director. There are no listed VAs. There is absolutely nothing in terms of staff credits. I've checked MAL, ANN, and anywhere else I could find this listed. The hentai itself doesn't have any credits in the beginning or end of each episode. absolutely NOBODY wanted their names attached to this shit! This may seem like common sense, but look at Boku no Pico. We know the writer, director, and all the actors. Same story with Kodomo no Jikan. With most hentai, no matter how awful they are, there are a few names attached to it. Muchi Muchi is the exception. It's like an Eldrich Abomination in that it has no origin and no explanation. It simply is.

Do you want to know the scariest part of all? This shit has next to zero votes on MAL, but well over 1 million views on Pornhub! Over 1 million people watched this shit and most of them didn't do it to write a gag review. I don't want to live on this planet anymore!