Review of Nisekoi: False Love

tldr no spoiler - Dude cant get these hoes off his tip. So in the most original storyline in cinematography, girl A is stuck pretending to be with Guy A but Guy A totally wants Girl B to be pouring sugar on his dick. My only real problem with this cartoon was the use of the introduction of new girls as a plot device. It seemed that every few episodes there would be a new girl introduced that falls for our main characters massive donger. It was really unnecessary. the main conflict and dilemmas between girl A and B were more than enough to keepmy donger raised. I wish they took this show in more of a slice of life category, expanding on their school life and their peculiar family backgrounds. My favourite episodes of this show did this e.g. the open air school episodes.

At this point, having the guy ending up with either Girl A or Girl B would not feel complete. I hate Girl A's guts and i hope her grandmother falls down the stairs and breaks her reconstructed hip as she loses control of her excretionary organs. i hope she is the middle human of a human centipede sandwiched by fat miley cyrus and obese tom cruise.

The main character is a total dick tho, he is as annoying as Angelica Pickles from rugrats . Despite being a virgin so obsessed with finding his promised girl, he is incapable of interacting with the opposite sex despite all these 10's throwing their huge/ gleaming titties in the general direction of his swelling donger. He really cant make up his mind and seems to prefer a different girl depending on what theyre wearing and if they made physical contact in the past 5 minutes. He deserves to lose his donger and should commit sudoku ASAP.

It was a pretty fun and enjoyable show nonetheless but you probably arent reading a review so focused on dongers by carlton banks expecting it to be good/positive.

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ