Review of I'm Standing on a Million Lives

If there was one word to describe this anime, it would be boring. This anime is so amazingly bad, If Joe Shmo had a favorite anime, it would be this, purely because of how unbelievably bored I was sitting through it. If there was a method of torture, that involves the victims going insane from something so ridiculously neutral, it would be this. If you are someone that has trouble sleeping, then this anime is for you, because you will fall the fuck to sleep. The main problem with the shitshow, is how boring it is. The characters are static, the story is tame, andfind the world boring, and they cover it by putting weird lines on one character, Dr Stone style, but the difference is that I liked Dr Stone.

If Sword Art Online came out today, life right now, it would be this horseshit. It was boring. It had good art, yes, and the substance in the background and usage of mana, looks great. Too bad it’s a piece of silver speck on a grid of ferule poopy. I don’t know how anyone rated this higher than a six. That would imply some parts aren’t boring, but there is nothing good about this. I hear the manga and the second season is better, but I really don’t care, because my time was fucking wasted.

One thing I did really like was the music. In the first two episodes, when that killer beat started up, it actually got me in the mood to watch. So the anime isn’t bad, just the world, the story, the characters, the voice actors, the dialogue, and the details, are all diarrhea, but the art and music are good. My bad. If The White Stripes was in the OST, this anime would be S Tier, because screw how much I actually enjoyed the show, it looked good. It had good marketing. By those standards, Odd Taxi is the worst anime of all time, because it isn’t Violet Evergarden.

Now did I enjoy this show. Is that a fucking joke? No I didn’t. It was boring. It was bad. It is so bad. Right next the the newest season of The Seven Deadly Sins, but still, at least I was able to watch that. (Read the whole thing in a fast talking, MoistCritikals voice).