Review of Durarara!!

Well now, some review on this site said it was 'the greatest thing they had ever seen'. and so i watched it. I, too, wanted to partake in this person's anime boner and fly to the stars with a head full of pomegranates. I'll put it like this, it was like someone telling me there was a gem in a dark hole and i should stick my hand in to retrieve it. ofc there was no gem, it was man's peepee. and i touched it. Which i can understand would be hot and ero for some dudes. but i voterepublican.

Anyway, this show is a story about nothing important. it builds itself up to a point where you are just waiting to get your mind blown and your body is heavy with readiness. and then...its super anti-climactic. its like "oh hey, you're that one guy, that's pretty cool. k thanks bye"

this is right up there with the super overrated code gayass, except there aren't any birds flying out of anyone's eyes. had there been, well, this would be a far different reveiew my friends.

DO NOT WATCH THIS SHOW.

and i dont hate on drama like shows, i thought stein's gate was pretty cool even though i was totally expecting a documentary. anyway. until next time frens.