Review of Hetalia Axis Powers: Paint it, White!

Movie? This counts as a movie?!?! Well, get the bleach, cause I'm gonna need it! This movie is an absolute disgrace to such an amazing anime, I could get more entertainment out of staring at a globe for 2 hours! All the characters I've come to know and love have been dumbed down and made annoying at an offensive level (like China, America...) and the characters I already despised with every part of me are...somehow even worse! (like England, Italy...) The plot made no coherent sense and the random clips didn't help, you're just taunting the veiwer with the fact that they could be watchingthe anime, which is much better! And the absolute worst thing about this is...France! Now, France, in the anime is an amazing character who just wants everyone to be loved and wants to be loved back, and if he can't get that, he's perfectly fine knowing others can be loved. In the movie, he is some vain assfuck who doesn't care about anything but himself and his image. And my favorite character, China, isn't much better but that would take too long to say why. All in all, this movie sucked so much dick