Review of Sword Art Online

Ahah I reviewed the second season before the first one, oh well. There's not much I can say about this show that hasn't been said before, so I'll propose a cool little idea. My idea is for a drinking game for the first two seasons and the Ordinal Scale movie. So the idea is to marathon SAO and take a shot whenever there is an ass or boob shot, and take two shots whenever there's a sexual assault on screen. On second thoughts I probably shouldn't condone this as it could be harmful. Also, who tf would want to watch that much SAO in one sitting? Ijust want to know how Kayaba did it. I mean, surely there's some kind of measures in place to stop shit like this from happening. Kayaba doesn't even know why he did it, although my theory is that Kirito is an AI created by Kayaba as the perfect human, clearly it was a failure.

I really want a spin-off of SAO where Yui gets taken over by hackers and turns evil. With what bullshit powers she has she would make a cool villain. Or maybe she was evil all along. Anyway, I don't trust her.

See y'all on November the 6th 2022