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Metroid: Shounen Ou! Shorts · review

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Top reader Sep 19, 2014 · 2 min read
5 /10

Uhhhhhhh. I don't know where to start with this one. Not being a massive Metroid fan (only having played Zero Mission and a bit of Prime) I don't think I should really review this given the deep and involving lore that this epic requires knowledge of. (obvious sarcasm is obvious). Story: The story follows every Doujinshi artists favorite bounty hunter, Samus Aran as she does stuff or something. Okay, there is no story. It's just a bunch of lame jokes revolving around Samus's love for round things (no, I'm not going to make a joke cause that's too easy), and when I say lame, I mean 46year old dad joke lame. They're really that bad. These honestly seem like strips you'd get with a capsule toy or bubble gum or something so you can't exactly ask for Evangelion.

Art:
The art is actually quite good. It takes on a very cutesy look and OHMYGARD, SAMUS IS ADORABLE IN THIS!!!!!! It takes a very clean simple look that just looks really cute and combined with the bad jokes actually make this really charming

Character:
Who can forget such great characters such as scientist #1, Scientist #2, and last and certainly least, Scientist # 3 and who said Samus. Remember how Samus is supposed to be this broken soul who's few allies have met death so she secludes herself as to never be hurt again which along with PTSD caused by the memories of her parents being murdered in front of her have turned her into nothing but a shell of a human who lacks the capability to express even basic emotions. Well, forget that. Now she's just a ditz who loves round things.

Enjoyment:
GOD WHY!!!!!!!

Overall:
I guess if you like Metroid
"8/8 m8"-IGN

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