Review of School Days

"I want to make you some soup," you say. "What kind of soup is it?" I ask. "Well," you start, "it's sort of a deconstruction of the soup genre. It'll definitely look like soup, but let me tell you, the ingredients are so un-soup-like, it'll blow your mind." "Go on," I reply, "I'm intrigued." "Well," you say, "there are 3 main ingredients. Sort of a 'love triangle' if you will. First, I put in some dog feces, let that simmer for a minute, then I put in some horse excrement, and at the very end, I garnish it with some actual human fecal matter. It'snot -really- soup, you see, it's art."

I take a bite.

"Tastes like shit," I say.

What more can I say about "School Days" than this:

It's hard to swallow.