"For the bright future of Japan, I shall take your semen!" -Marine It's Valentine's Day, which means it's time for me to review another ridiculous hentai! This year's hentai is Marine A Go-Go, which was directed, animated, and created by the infamous Masami Obari. It's been a long time since I last reviewed an Obari anime and commented on anime's master of ridiculous anatomy. I believe that last time was about 7 years ago when I reviewed Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer. Marine was created by Obari's own hentai studio G-1 Neo, which also produced Viper GTS and Angel Blade. Honestly, the animation is pretty good fora hentai from the early 2000s. The character designs are utterly ridiculous, but this is honestly a far better hentai to laugh at than to actually masturbate to. Obari loves to draw HUGE boobs, but unlike his close friend and high school classmate Satoshi Urushihara, he doesn't pay very close attention to detail. He just loves the concept of huge boobs. Needless to say, his breasts never quite look right or move like actual breasts. However, the most distinguishing feature of Obari's art is definitely the way he draws hips. The hips are always too high, too sharp, and angled so the girls' spines would snap if they were real people. Obari also draws very odd faces with some of the largest eyes in anime. So, the typical Obari girl has an uncanny face, giant beachball tits, impossible hips, and walks with digitigrade legs like an ostrich. Only Tali from Mass Effect can pull off being adorable and having hips and legs like that.

The plot of this hentai is that a mad scientist is attempting to collect semen from 100 men with high levels of "sexual energy". If this anime were made today, you would think this is commenting on Japan's low birthrate like Darling in the Franxx. However, this guy's goals aren't exactly clear. Then again, he shares the same voice as Gendo Ikari, so of course his goals are difficult to comprehend! The last review of this anime from 12 years ago mentioned that he looks like Dr Wily from Mega Man, but he's actually supposed to be a spoof of Dr. Hell from Mazinger Z. How do I know this? The cane that he uses to control his creations is the dead giveaway. Dr Gendo Hell chooses a dumb girl with big boobs to be his sex slave and collect the semen samples. However, his goal isn't for her to get pregnant. The guys cum inside her and then a robotic turtle shrinks to a tiny size, teleports inside her uterus, collects the semen, and comes out her vagina. The semen will then be frozen and stored for the future. Basically, he chose the most ridiculous way possible to run a sperm bank because he's a mad scientist and that's how he rolls. In the first episode, Marine has to have sex with some geek, but doesn't know how to have sex. So, Dr Gendo and his assistant have to demonstrate for her. They used the sex education joke in Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

In the second episode, Marine engages in a contest with a male stripper who pierced his dick 7 times so the studs form the Big Dipper constellation, which is called "Hokuto" in Japanese. I can't imagine what anime they might be referencing here. The contest is to strike sexy poses and whoever makes the other cum first is the winner. Then we learn that Dr Gendo's assistant has created her own sex android to kill the 100 sperm doners by anal sexing them to death. This is all part of a 30-year revenge plan because Gendo accidentally blew his nose on her love letter when he had a cold back in college.

Finally, we reach the final episode in which our idiotic heroine and the sex robot engage in a marathon sex contest to see who can fuck 50 dudes the fastest. Marine wins, but the sex robot slaughters everyone besides Marine and Gendo with a missile barrage and flies off with the evil assistant. We learn that she's being backed by the US government and then the anime ends to never be continued. Bravo Obari!

Personally, I found this hentai to be pretty funny and enjoyable. It's not high art or anything, but it's a lot more enjoyable than most hentai I've watched. I had a good time for 3 episodes and I think most people who try this out will too, so long as you know what kind of goofy shit you're in for.