Review of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

To start with what is wrong with this anime. 1. Haruhi, the girl in this show is a god. And that annoys me, because I believe in only one true god and his name is Yato. 2. Haruhi molests another girl on the show, whose reason for being in the show extends no more beyond being molested. 3. Haruhi is corrupt and selfish. She never cares for anyone in the show other than herself and is willing to blackmail, molest or drug anyone without any reason at all. 4. Haruhi has a worshipper who tries to constantly ship the god with the main character and suggest that theyfuck repeatedly. Said guy never tries to oppose Haruhi and has no character development beyond that.
5. Haruhi has a chronological and a broadcast order along with several other orders of watching the anime meaning that they all exist just to make you think what this order is all about , despite the fact that the order is shit.
6. Haruhi will make you go through 8 episodes of the same episode with only different art, just because they ran out of ideas.
7. Haruhi disappearing is apparently the best thing that has ever happened to the show. That should tell you a lot.
8. Haruhi.