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Crystal Triangle · review

★
Top reader Jan 21, 2012 · 1 min read
↓ Not recommended
4 /10

Hey, Imagine if you crossed the Da Vinci Code, Raiders of the Lost Arc and a total lack of talent! Congratulations, you just pictured something more coherent than "Crystal Triangle". Here a modern day Indiana Jones fights off RPG-shooting Russian Clark Kent and demon monks with Kung Fu powers that are introduced 3 seconds before they are used. The story is nonsensical, deranged doggerel with a Marty-Stu protagonist and multiple Deus ex Caterpillar plot "twists" And, yes, I'll save you the suspense. God is a Worm; and not a cool, giant Shai-Hulud...but a sad trifle that looks like it belongs in the bottom of a bottle of Tequila. And yes,God gets killed....after (squeakily) giving half of the "Answer" that the heroes fought and died for.

Somehow, I suspect this was either a pilot for an aborted TV series or an advert for a bad manga.
Either way, watch Spriggan instead. It's 10x better.

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