Overview: My favorite voice actor in all of anime is Crispin Freeman. I have never heard another anime voice actor with his range of emotion and ability to bring sheer insanity to a character. However, every actor has that one film that they REALLY regret being in. Even Oscar winning actress Helen Mirren was once in the seedy porno epic Caligula! I decided for some reason to find the worst Crispin Freeman anime, and I stumbled upon the Lovecraftian horror...Virgin Fleet! Plot and characters: 1/10 The plot begins with the Russo-Japanese war strangely enough. We learn that the Japanese fleet didn't win in this timeline from havingbrand new ships designed by England with better armor and cutting edge cannons imported from the Germans against a 40 year old, rusting Russian fleet that the Russians assumed would win based solely on racism and arrogance. Neither did the Japanese win by adopting British naval tactics and "crossing the T" at the battle Tsushima vs. badly outdated or untested Russian naval tactics. Instead Japan wins using virgin school girls who unleash a magic power called "virgin energy". If a girl waits to have sex into her late teens/early 20s , then that girl gains superpowers! Only Japan has such pure maidens, since the women of all other countries are sluts that lose their virginity at 12 and can't use witchcraft as a result! I'm dead serious! That is the fucking plot of this show! 20 years after the war, Russia is threatening to invade again and Japan must use virgin girl power to defeat them. The main character is an airheaded bimbo who is engaged to a a clingy boyfriend played by our man Crispin Freeman. The boyfriend tries to tempt her into having sex before marriage, but she must refuse for the good of Japanese society, and defeat the dastardly Russkies and their slut women!

Art and sound: 2/10

The art is pretty awful, even considering that this came out back in 1998. The only good portion of the OST is the first 4 seconds of the opening that are ripped straight out of Ode to Joy from Beethoven's 9th Symphony.

Entertainment: 1/10

This isn't so bad it's good. This is so bad it makes you lose any and all remaining faith in mankind!

Overall: 1/10

This is like Jerry Falwell made an anime! The only reason the series was made was a HORRIBLY executed attempt to convince teenage Japanese girls to keep their "purity" until marriage for the sake of Japanese society and its honor. If you want to wait until marriage because that is your religion or personal preference, then that is cool with me. I have absolutely nothing against that! However, trying to deliver a moral so awkwardly and forcefully is simply cringe inducing! This anime is to abstinance what Captain Planet is to environmentalism. If I were a girl and saw this anime, I would run out and bang the first guy I saw just to spite the son of a bitch that made this inept, preachy, BULLSHIT!