Review of Neon Genesis Evangelion

I'll avoid spoiling any of the major plot points, but I'll tell you right now in case you're wondering: no, Shinji doesn't bone Misato. I know you're devastated, so am I. I thought this was going to be a great show about large robots fighting monsters and an MC who mans up and gets with his cute roommate, but I'm sad to say it isn't. Instead we have eight hours of characters moping around feeling sorry for themselves and five minutes of action so they can bait people into watching this with the promotional material. 4/10, trash tier Gundam show. Go watch Iron Blooded Orphansinstead.