Review of High School of the Dead

I can't really see how anyone with a dick can actually NOT enjoy this show. The action is top-notch, the breasts are wonderful and constant, and the atmosphere is so playfully tense that you can't help but get caught up in it all. Whether it's your shitty, uninteresting chosen genre or not, it's pretty undeniable that Highschool of the Dead is one of the best things to happen to ecchi in a long time. Story: 10/10. The zombies attack, and a formerly normal, boring teenager does the logical thing and surrounds himself with guns and underage females. Expected shenanigans ensue, riding in on a tidalwave of tense, sinfully enjoyable fanservice. Bottom line, only fags don't like this story; But even they can't help but be so fully aroused by ultimate bro Takashi.

Art: 10/10. Gore, boobs, gore, delicious thighs, more gore, masochistic girlfriend, blood+guts, titties. IT ALL LOOKS SO GOOD OH GOD NEW UNDERWEAR EVERY FIVE MINUTES. CUM NO MAN-MADE BUCKET CAN EVER HOPE TO CONTAIN. No seriously guys it's fucking legit, props to Madhouse.

Sound: 10/10. This was like a slightly altered 28 days later, which I was much more than a little okay with. No better way to watch this, except with the entire series endlessly looped to "Hot in Here" by Nelly.

Character: 10/10. Takashi is a pussy commander, as well as the resident superhero and zombie anal demolisher. The girls are all hot, with varying accurate and unbelievably annoying female personalities I chose to ignore in light of their succulent jail bait loins. Well except for Saeko, she can my with her WHIPS CHAINS WHIPS CHAINS all night, if you know what I mean. Oh there was some fat fucker too, he was pretty bro for an annoying nerdy piece of shit. He had cool guns too, or something.

Enjoyment: 10/10. It's been a while since I was able to fully enjoy my anime viewing experience with my dick in my left hand the entire time. That really means a lot coming (haha come) from me, for I am a man of few words and many thoughts (mostly about sex and CTR) who only speaks his mind in times of great necessity. And this, my friends, is one such time. Go now, go forth and EXPERIENCE THE MASTURBATORY RIDE OF YOUR SAD, PATHETIC LIFE.

Overall: 10/10. Highschool of the Dead was a manga I never, ever had any hopes of seeing animated because it was just so god damn GOOD. The anime was pretty damn faithful to the manga artistically and structurally, and I'd totally recommend it to anyone who likes zombies and boobies (even gays, contrary to my earlier statement).