Review of Schwarzes Marken

I have on numerous occassions been known to describe a certain type of anime as "all being about women with large breasts driving robots." Whilst I originally intended this as a blanket derogatory comment on the pornography of plot and character (not actual pornography of course - as that's usually on message) I should have known that eventually something would show up that would make me eat my own words. Yes .. there are women with exceptionally large breasts .. and yes they are driving robots. But something about the tyrannical despot background gives it all a complex, thrilling, savage, manipulative and incestuous edge that isfrankly incredibly impressive in an I-Claudius, first few season game of thrones type way. For the avoidance of doubt and with my humble apologies to those who have not learned English to a native level - those are the right words even though you may not fully understand why till you watch it.

Of course, if you found this review in any way offensive I would strongly advise avoiding this, but if you are at the most mildy offended and are still intrigued I'd strongly suggest at least an attempted viewing. Took me a lot of booze and a couple of goes to loosen up enough get past episode 1 but I promise that neither myself or my prim elitist tendancies regretted anything about it the next morning.