Review of Mother of the Goddess' Dormitory

Koushi Nagumo is left abandoned and living on the street after his house burns down, and his father says "screw parenthood" and takes off, leaving his twelve-year-old son all on his own, eating scraps off the sidewalk (and often making himself sick in the process. That is, until one day, Koushi is discovered by Mineru Wachi, a young college student who takes him back to the dormitory where she lives, and decides to let him stay there as the dorm's caretaker. Let the molestation begin. No, I am not kidding. This entire anime is about a little boy constantly being molested by several grown women, and occasionally beatenup by the only girl his own age, who is also severely sexualized as we get to see her panties practically constantly.

Let's take a look at our (pedophilic) girls, now color-coded for easy identification, shall we?

First is the aforementioned Mineru Wachi, who has green hair and wears glasses. She is something of a mad scientist, often performing experiments in her dorm room, with various (usually awful) results. By her own admission, she likes to do these experiments in as little clothing as possible. How she hasn't melted her skin off through some horrific accident involving acid, I'll never know.

Next is Frey (who looks suspiciously like Cynthia, from Pokemon), the blonde gothic beauty with a penchant for cosplay. She enjoys dressing up Koushi in the outfits she makes, often humiliating him in the process. Like Mineru, she often takes any excuse she can find to get naked, or at least partially so.

Kiriya Senshou is our resident tomboy. Growing up as the only daughter of a dojo, alongside several brothers, Kiriya is usually more comfortable being treated as "one of the guys", and gets embarassed whenever someone treats her like a girl (this WOULD potentially be a cute trait, except again, NUDITY AND PEDOPHILIA.)

Serene Hozumi is the deadpan borderline-emotionless girl who has no problems with getting undressed in front of people (but what else is new in this series? Everyone seems to have this particular...quirk.) Something of a techno-nerd, Serene is very messy, and loves the moon.

Atena Saotome is about the only girl I can actually stand in this series. She is the only one (apart from Koushi himself) who protests to the rampant pedophilia and molestation going on in the dorm. It turns out that she hates males, and getting too close to them results in torrential nosebleeds. Koushi becomes the one exception, and activated her Little Brother complex when he starts calling her his sister.

Sutea Kouroya is the token violent tsundere bitch, who constantly abuses Kouchi, despite actually caring for him very much. She is his childhood friend, and possible(?) love interest. Unfortunately, we have to put up with seeing far too much of her UNDERAGE, TWELVE-YEAR-OLD panties to be remotely comfortable with her being onscreen.

I seriously don't understand why they didn't just set this anime in a nudist colony. At least then the girls would have a REASON to constantly be partially to fully naked at any given moment.

Given how often the girls mash their genitals in Koushi's face, it probably would have worked better as a hentai.

Finally, WHY THE EVER-LOVING FUCK IS ALL OF THIS HAPPENING TO A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD?!?!?! PEDOPHILIA AND/OR MOLESTATION IS. NOT. OKAY!

May this anime burn in the fiery pits of Hell. Seriously, the ONLY good thing I can say about it is that the art is pretty. That's it.