For the way that Sephiroth seductively bites into that slice of lemon, this commercial gets 7 momma's boy antagonists out of 7. | | | [This is a joke review, the following text is being used to pad out the length so that I can be allowed to post it] You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Cloud Strife and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another soldier, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you gota 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Aerith Gainsborough to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at The Forgotten City, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Aerith Gainsborough KNOWS she can't beat me and she's not even gonna try!
So Cloud Strife, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at The Forgotten City. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at The Forgotten City. See Cloud, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at The Forgotten City.